DPS Locator
Use the form below to search for your missing DPS mail!
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Letter Was:
a Birthday Card
a Bill Payment
in a white envelope
missent to Toledo OH
destroyed by machinery
looped 27 times
barcoded in Roswell NM
non-customer perfect
irradiated in Lima OH
Carrier Was:
wearing non-postal socks
selling Bugs Bunny ties
disgruntled
gruntled
transferring to Pensacola FL
shouting "Scan this!"
non-customer perfect
Roland Garshol -- counting the minutes until his "Golden Hour"
exibiting the symptoms of mad cow disease
muttering "We don't need no stinkin' Managed Service Points."
Ed Link
a little green man
Papa Smurf
Remarks:
I love
DPS,
put another
hour
in the
paycheck
BABY!
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Dennis P. Callahan
modified 2003 by
Cathy (LaRoche) Rupert,
